Hmmm

So I had a guy over, and there was a little accident with a buttplug. When one bounces, it can leave an ugly stain on the carpet. Big time. I recommend Gonzo® Spot and Stain Carpet Cleaner. It really works.

You can order Gonzo products online, or you can buy them at some retail outlets. We got a 22 oz. bottle at Linens and Things.

Now the problem isn't the stain from the accident, it's that the carpet that was stained is now clean, and the rest of the carpet looks really dingy. I think we have a carpet cleaning in our future.