Media Skank?

Dr. Bonecrusher's office provides many print media opportunities. Today, while waiting for my scheduled pummeling, I picked up Cosmopolitan. Girls, do you actually buy this mag in the supermarket checkout? What kind of boyfriends do you have?

Reading Cosmo makes me happy I'm gay. This magazine walks a fine line between "Fearless Female" and skank. What demographic is this Hearst Communications, Inc. targeting? I thought sexy was different from skanky.

I'm not surprised to see a mag in which women are displayed as sex kittens with claws, and their guys are basically dicks with brains. I just expected more from the 21st Century. And ya, my brain has a dick, but I don't write about it in Cosmopolitan.